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Chicken: The Wizard of Ass

October 5th 2020 PDT

Please migrate with us to Mailchimp now, to continue receiving this list!This is the first of 52 "Spotlights" I'm gonna do. Little snippets of stuff we all did together as a way to introduce you to the archive I keep. I hope you enjoy it, they live on, also there is tons of stuff on my Flickr and with more coming all the time...WIZARD OF ASSOctober 5, 2020 I got pissed off at Larry, and built the ugliest thing on the playa:Larry wanted me to do something to h ...Continue Reading

Chicken: Artists in Presidents

September 23rd 2020 PDT

Alert! This list is moving - come with us! We're upgrading to Mailchimp to include more photos, videos and more. Sign up now so I can stop badgering you. Click Through Here! My friend Connie is a cool bean. She is one of the original Floating Neutrinos. They crossed the OCEAN on this piece of shit with no motor, just used the tides:She was on the boat trip Swoon and I did in the Adriatic, the captain of the boat on the leftbuild your own boat, make a mess, see what happens...Well she is doing stuff. Lots of stuff. ...Continue Reading

Chicken: What happens when a 35-year experience designer goes to Disney?

September 18th 2020 PDT

What happens when a 35-year experience designer goes to Disney? I was born in New Jersey. In a little town outside of Newark called Hillside. Population who cares. 20 minutes to NYC at 3:00 AM. Two hours at 9:00 AM. But my biological father had his third heart attack or something and the genius doctor gave my dad a prescription: Florida. “Move to Florida, you’ll be right as rain. It’s the cold weather that’s ailing you.” What was ailing my father was two packs of Kools a day, a diet of shit and the s ...Continue Reading

Chicken: Jackie Fielder for state senate

July 29th 2020 PDT

So there is an election in 95 days. There is a guy running for president in that election. I want him to lose. His name is Scott Weiner. I detest him. He makes me mad. You detest him as well. He is a state senator now. There is a person running against him. She can’t win. Pelosi is going to retire in 2022. Weiner will win her seat. He will then run for Govenor. Then for president. Maybe. Who knows. But she can’t win. Right? Every story is a story of a person of power who underestimated their ...Continue Reading

Chicken: Why hello there... election day recap...

March 2nd 2020 PDT

It's been so long since I posted anything here... it's weird. But Marc Powell wanted me to send a link to the Pissed Off Voters Guide. I don't know if you need it, but here it is: There is lots of good info there. I"m all in for Bernie, of course. I don't vote on DCCC races because I kinda detest that cabal. But you do you. Life is good. Busy. We had another kiddo, I'd show you a photo but I can't figure out how to attach it! Sorry! AND NOW> The g ...Continue Reading

Chicken: Cool idea for VD from Sean Hayes

January 29th 2019 PDT

Hey there, our very own Sean Hayes has a neat trick for Valentines Day this year: for $100, he will record you a song! Straight up. Just send an email to: And give some info and if that isn't the coolest VD thing ever then cool is just a construct born of vanity and fear. But that's another story. Also read this article, it will blow your mind: ...Continue Reading

Chicken: This Saturday you can change history (maybe, a little)

January 11th 2019 PDT

Lets get progressives running the Democratic Party (or at least a few of them)... Dear Friends and fellow Democrats, This upcoming Saturday, progressive Democrats have an opportunity to help transform the Democratic Party and fight for important policies like Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, Rent Control, and deeply affordable housing for all Californians. Please join me this Saturday, January 12th, from 10:00am-1:00pm at the Women's Building (3543 18th Street) and help vote for the Reform ...Continue Reading

Sxip Shirey's "Goodnight Little Machines"

December 20th 2018 PDT

Sxip Shirey is at it again. His brilliant producing and composing is bringing forth a new album entitled Goodnight Little Machines. Only this time, his new project also includes visual art, animation and film by artists such as Shaun Tan, Coco Karol, Funquest and many more - all inspired by Shirey's music itself. But this can't be done without the help of you. The Indiegogo for the new album closes TODAY and we think it's absolutely worthy of supporting. So go take a look, poke around his web ...Continue Reading

Chicken: Vote for Gavin Newscum

November 5th 2018 PDT

Why you should vote for Gavin Newsom for Governor of California 2018 You should vote for Captain Hair Product for Governor because I have footage of him running away from a singing telegram I sent him. If he wins the Governorship, he’ll run for president. And he could win. Then, I would have footage of the President of the United States of America running away from a singing telegram. And that’s the world I want to live in. Thank you for listening chickenjohn ...Continue Reading

Chicken: No voter guide this year, instead read this

September 10th 2018 PDT

So usually I do a voter guide. Talk about all the candidates and tell you what I know. I'm not going to do that this year. Instead, I'm going to tell you what I am doing right now to make the world better (in politics, anyway) Give this woman money RIGHT NOW: If Donald Trump makes you want to go look at how much houses cost in New Zeland, give her money. She will make a bunch of Trump drama help to further incite the civil war that is coming to this country. Give th ...Continue Reading
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