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Chicken: Adderall Diaries

April 29th 2016

Things have been moving so fast it’s hard to find time to sit down and catch up. So sorry about that. Was able to use Eileen’s frequent flier miles to book a flight to Amsterdam to go see the Bosch exhibit. But F my A 22 hours of travel and 3 plane switches is too much for my 48 year old ass. Brutal. Rushing to finish touches on the café Eileen just opened on Haight and Central, late nights, long lists… hustle hustle… I leave for the airport 4:00 am on Tuesday, Café opens at 6:00. ...Continue Reading

Chicken: The Book of the Un, Iceland... and beyond!!!

April 4th 2016

Do you know anybody in Iceland? I need somebody to hook me up. It's fascinating, really. It's been almost 5 years since the Book of the Is came out, and now as I write the Book of the Un, I find myself in need of speaking (in person, on May 2nd and 3rd) to someone from the Icelandic Parliament. And I'm finding it tricky. I mean, I got Dave Eggers to write my forward for the first book you think I could interview someone with a parliament seat in friggin' Iceland for chrissakes... I'm writing ...Continue Reading

Chicken: Military-Industrial Complex Speech, Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1961

February 26th 2016

In this time of talking about who will be the president of our nation, let us reflect on past leaders and their advice to us. If you are thinking about voting, you may want to consider that in voting for this candidate or that one, you are voting for or against war. Military-Industrial Complex Speech, Dwight D. ...Continue Reading

Chicken: Thomas Jefferson, wine snob, birthday greetings...

April 13th 2015

"Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude." Thomas Jefferson So he wasn't perfect. He would have been 283 today. He was a complex person who's actions didn't always calibrate with his words, but the times were different back then. And who knows what's true anyway. I hope that he said at least some of the amazing shit thatis accredited to him. He didn't like Jesus so much... Here is ...Continue Reading

Chicken: Fallen Cosmos: it's up to YOU now...

February 2nd 2015 Here’s what we just did: we changed the way people consume arts/entertainment experiences. In one fell swoop we took the commerce part out and what we ended up with was nothing short of sublime. 700 people in a room and not one of them paid a dime to be there. OK< so there were a few people who bought each other tickets and 2 people who successfully cheated. We let them - to experiment with the system and ridicule them later. ...Continue Reading

Chicken: and now, a message about fish...

January 9th 2015

27 years ago in New York City I ran a van company. Punk rock idiots driving around NYC in the worst vans you've ever seen. Moving people, delivering things, bringing bands to their shows, paintings from galleries to studios, getting comics from the airport to the stores... we were all in bands, playing music and working days keeping NY moving. I had a truck and a few vans. Like 4 or 5 employees. It was hard. But the phone would ring. A lot. I had more jobs than I could do. I used to give jobs to ...Continue Reading

Chicken: Merry Christmas from Donny the Punk

December 24th 2014

There are always new people on my mailing list. People who don't know that every year on Christmas, I take time to remember a fellow named Donny the Punk. He was a cool guy. He did a lot of stuff. Stuff I never knew when I knew him. He was one in a billion, but he came in a really weird vessel. Of course, we never appreciated him when he was alive. He was just a weirdo. He died 18 years ago. If you have 10 minutes and want to meet an inspiring person, you can do worse then clicking on this link: ...Continue Reading

Chicken: The story of Margaret Rucker this Saturday Castro Theatre

December 16th 2014

The following is the contribution to the book that was released last week called Margaret. In the book is the scrapbook I found, this essay by me, an essay by Jason Webley, a CD with 12 songs, all the words to all the songs the musicians used and some other stuff. This project has been a dream come true. Telling this story is like a dream. Crazy serendipity to make it all work and the mysteries all getting solved are just crazy. In Jason's essay and at the show this Saturday night at the Castro, ...Continue Reading

Chicken: Today is the day...

November 28th 2014

Today is the day that the 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons Dungeon Masters Guide came out: I bought my copy at my local game store: Fuck Amazon. I don't mind buying used books from there, but not new ones. I like having a local game store. I like going there and seeing kids playing Magic the Gathering. I like that it's possible that I could run a game there, eve ...Continue Reading

Chicken: This Is Burning Man 10th anniversary Edition

November 19th 2014

So the cyberworld was a-buzz with musings of what the newest Simpsons' episode was going to be like when they took a trip to Burning Man. Then, the day after it aired, no one was talking about it. Why is that, you may ask? Well. You’ll have to watch it yourself… You can buy it here for $1.99. Because making cartoons isn't free: It’s hands down the worst episode of the Simpsons anyone has ever seen. It wasn’t f ...Continue Reading
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