Chicken: Jack Off 16th street "We will fill the streets with semen"
For immediate “releaseâ€
Chicken John and friends to “JACK OFF†16th Street!
San Francisco, CA – To demonstrate their objection to chain stores like Jack Spade trying to take root in the Mission, San Francisco showman Chicken John Rinaldi and a collection of friends and followers are planning to “JACK OFF†in front of the chain store’s proposed location this Friday night
“We promise to jack off until we fill the streets with semen!†Chicken John said, about what may be the world’s largest masturbatory action to end gentrification Participants are willing to risk indecent exposure to support the principle of a Mission district without chain stores
According to Rinaldi, an ocean of male semen could help wash away the sin of gentrification once and for all
“We, the people of the Mission District demand that Jack Spade pull out of their venture to open on 16th street They are not wanted here We are ready and willing to go to extreme lengths to soil their brand,†he said
JACK OFF 16TH STREET will take place Friday, Oct 11, at 8 p m , in front of 3166 16th Street
For more information contact: chickenjohn@chickenjohn com 415-215-1632
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