Chicken: All Worlds Fair

 
From: "Chicken:" <chickenjohn@gmail.com>
Date: February 6th 2013

So many of you may not have put together that I have something to do with the All Worlds Fair

I do

I am recommending you go Not that there would be any reason why I would NOT recommend that you go to ANY event at the Old SF Mint on Mission and 5th street but you should certainly come to this one

You should consider doing it soon, there are only 1,400 tickets available and 1,000 of them are now gone So get a move on

http://allworldsfair com/


This from the All Worlds Fair Website:

Meta-History of the All Worlds Fair

There have been All Worlds Fairs since there were universes to be displayed – but we have only had access to a few of them, which happened in worlds close by

The first All Worlds Fair of which our world has a record was held on an earth much like our own and hosted by the Kangxi Emperor of China, whose ancestors had discovered America and whose imperial navy launched the first ship to the moon When they found the moon was just a desolate rock they covered it in calligraphy that could be read from the earth, a poem about death and rebirth that gradually unfolded until it was fully visible in the full moon, then gradually disappeared again

At the Kangxi All Worlds Fair there was much majesty including…

A room from a virtual reality universe in which a single person could stand in all four corners at once!
Steaks cut from the very last dinosaur in any world!
A cabaret featuring the princesses of dead nations singing love songs in lost languages!

The next All Worlds Fair to be hosted by a universe similar to our own was chaired by Dr John Dee, Queen Elizabeth’s personal Necromancer, whose sorcery sank the Spanish Armada and brought it up again from the ocean floor, giving England an unstoppable undead navy! Their All Worlds Fair was famous for including such wonders as…

A chance for every visitor to hold Excalibur, the sword of King Arthur

A phonograph that could record half a sentence and finish the second half when played back

The first Rodin sculpture ever to utilize zero gravity

Now it’s our turn in our universe and timeline to host the All Worlds Fair!

Get Your Tickets For This Once In A Lifetime Event!

Each ticket is redeemable for one extraordinary 2 to 3 hour experience It can only be claimed at the date and time listed No late entry allowed, please be prompt Like life itself, all tickets are neither refundable nor transferable to different showings If attending in a group please plan ahead and purchase tickets for the same showing together as tickets will gradually sell out

Before purchasing your one-way ticket, please read the requirements for all Travelers (attendees) of the All Worlds Fair:

In keeping with traditions established in the Treaty of Argon, the dress code is Monochrome, White on Black, emphasizing White
 Strict checks will be provided to ensure adherence


In order to preserve the delicate Discontinuous Network that powers the Fair, the usage of digital devices is not allowed inside the fairgrounds
 This ban includes Cellular Telephones, Electronic Wrist Watches, and Digital Cameras of any caliber
 A personal Traveler's pouch will be provided to seal up any digital devices during border crossing to ensure your safety while traversing through the All Worlds Fair
 If a Traveler is found with a broken seal, tampered travelers pouch or a digital device in use, they may be required to answer for their crimes in front of the All Worlds Night Court


This is an All Ages Fair
 Out of respect to local constabulary, alcoholic beverages must be kept outside


Approved devices include Analog Telephones, Mechanical Pocket Watches, and Film Photography Cameras


Prior to the All World’s Fair an Immigration Form will be delivered to you via electronic mail
 Please fill it out in advance, after approval a new All Worlds Fair Passport will be issued to you during border crossing


By purchasing a ticket you acknowledge that your entry to the All Worlds Fair may be revoked if these requirements are not followed

Showings Friday, February 22nd Show Time Duration Group
7:00 PM 2 - 3 hrs Aichi
8:30 PM 2 - 3 hrs Brisbane
10:00 PM 2 - 3 hrs Chicago
Saturday, February 23rd Show Time Duration Group
5:30 PM 2 - 3 hrs Lisbon
6:40 PM 2 - 3 hrs Milan 7:50 PM 2 - 3 hrs Norfolk
9:10 PM 2 - 3 hrs Osaka 10:20 PM 2 - 3 hrs Philadelphia

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