vist the All Wolrds Fair
About the All Worlds Fair
The All Worlds Fair dates back to the beginning of everything: the Big Bang was its opening exhibit, and time itself was purchased off the shelf from one of its kiosks
Travel to an All Worlds Fair today to see the most extraordinary developments from every universe in creation! Dancers from dying planets display next to internet enabled Faberge eggs; automatons that have made Faustian bargains weep at the singing of vengeful spirits from the Russian aristocracy, while alien life forms play games of Tarot three-card-monty outside of undead auctions! Chroniclers of histories that have slipped into shadow mix with mad prophets from the future looking for salvation!
This is the event that inspires reality to be stranger than fiction
Each universe only gets to hold an All Worlds Fair once It is written, in the encyclicals of Innocent of Proxima Centauri, the 8th Cyber-Pope, that once each of the infinite number of infinite universes has hosted the All Worlds Fair and displayed the greatest acts of creation, reality will end
We can’t confirm this, of course But on an earth where the Library of Alexandria did not burn and the internet was discovered before America, the first Dalai Lama to be reborn on Jupiter said something very similar in his “Discourse on Cosmic Emptiness†– a classic book from another world which you’ll find available in our gift shop
It’s now our universe’s turn to host the All Worlds Fair: to invite the ambassadors, scientists, alchemists, singers, dancers, sorcerers, inventors and prophetic dreamers from all across the infinite to set up among us! For ONE NIGHT ONLY this pan-galactic event, featuring the Multiverse Museum and the Carnival of Lost Cultures, will be accessible to the public, for the ridiculously low price of $35 Just $35 for a passport granting you the right to spend two hours wandering through the infinite opportunities of space-time and story!
It will be held (in Earth time) on Feb 22nd and 23rd
Don’t miss it: only 200 people will be granted passports for each two hour block, so tickets are limited, and space is going fast, we are 50% sold, this event will sell out Only 1,500 tickets available http://allworldsfair com
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