Chicken: 3 hours to go... still short $1,401... fate of the free world rests in your hands...

 
From: "Chicken:" <chickenjohn@gmail.com>
Subject: Chicken: 3 hours to go... still short $1,401... fate of the free world rests in your hands...
Date: April 5th 2018

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/403675975/the-ask-dr-hal-show-2018

Is it time to use the whole "fate of the free world" thing? Should I be leaning on the FACT that these could be the last Ask Dr. Hal Shows ever? Well they could be. They are certainly the last shows at the Chez Poulet. And it is certain that San Francisco is changing, has changed. Is changed. Finding an oasis of absurdity is a sea of money should be a welcome respite, no? I mean, the billionaires came and kicked all the millionaires out of our city. My wife was walking to her car in SOMA and found a soiled sanitary napkin in the gutter. 50 feet away she noticed a bank statement, which she picked up. There was over a million dollars in the account. Our politicians have been asleep at the wheel for decades. Most of the art spaces are closed. You would think that it would be easy to get people excited for a taste of the Old Ways! But it's hard, ya know? Promotion. I've never really been good at it. I hate it. When I stop doing this all together, someday, it will be because I can't stand the promotion part... so...

The Fate of the Free World is in your hands!

If the Ask Dr. Hal Kickstarter doesn't fund, the terrorists have won. Newt Gingrich would be pleased. Nazi's will dance in the street. Students at the University studying science will change their majors to sports. Actors will begin to take their waiter jobs more seriously. People will stop collecting comic books. Is this the future you want for our children?

Do it for the children!!! Share this campaign with a few friends!!! Make a plan with some people from work to see the show!!!!! Buy a block of tickets and sell them at a healthy profit to Mormons!!! I don't care!!! WE GOTTA GET THIS THING FUNDED!!!!!

with continued optimism, chickenjohn

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/403675975/the-ask-dr-hal-show-2018

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